‘Ram Gopal Varma Ke Sholay’ + Abhishekh Bachchan – Shreyas Talpade = ???
Looks like Ram Gopal Varma has learnt to live and sustain himself in Bollywood against all odds now! His ‘Ram Gopal Varma Ke Sholay’ is being criticized by one and all after his declaration of Nisha Kothari as Ghungroo aka Basanti…
With the Sippy camp trying every rule of the book to suppress the film, Ramuji seems to steer clear of every iceberg huh! Hope his ship meets the shore… coz indeed it would be fascinating to watch the greatest commercial success from the eye of the uncrowned king of directors!!!
The latest addition to the camp is Abhishekh Bachchan, who’ll join daddy – the several times crowned king of actors – and Urmila Matondkar for the new age ‘Mehbooba-O-mehbooba’ number… but surprisingly, Shreyas Talpade (the behrupiya in DOR) has refused to play a cameo in it… remember the small, but important character Sachin played???
He says that doing such small cameos isn’t suitable for his career at this stage… well buddy… Sachin had two major hits to his credit as solo hero when he jumped for that role in the original… moreover, learn some thing from Abhishekh Bachchan. He got successful only through cameos… didn’t you baby AB??? 
RGV confuses you totally in his ‘Ram Gopal Varma Ke SHOLAY’
Bhai log… bole to apne bheje ki waat lag raheli hai! Saala samajh mein nahin aa rahela hai ki yeh HO kya rahaa hai… Radha ko Devi banaa daala… Basanti ko Ghungroo banaa daala… aur Ramgarh ko Mumbai banaa daala!!!!!
Can’t make head or tail out of what you just read??? Well guys, it was just the perpetually inquisitive and confused me… and this time, it’s Ram Gopal Varma to blame for this state of mine… His version of Sholay is so damn Hat ke yaar!
He makes it clear to one and all that “If Allah, Jesus Christ and Vaishno Devi come together to plead against my doing Sholay, I’d still be making it.”
You surely don’t need a more boisterous comment than that, do you??? And to top it all, he’s chosen his favorite Nisha Kothari to play Basanti’s character… but to avoid the unavoidable comparison between her and Hema Malini, he’s renamed the character as Ghungroo!!! She’s the only female auto rickshaw driver of Mumbai in the city and her vehicle is definitely an art director’s nightmare…
Knowing Ramu’s knack of extracting work (read forcing it out ) and eye for uniqueness, we better gear up for some amazing action sequences, while his production unit pull up their socks for some ass kicking shooting schedules
Ram Gopal Varma – Sex Haazir Ho!!!
Sounds weird, doesn’t it? Well that’s what Ram Gopal Varma’s nest film will be… ‘Sex Haazir Ho’!!! The man who’s busy making the highly awaited and anticipated ‘Ram Gopal Varma ke Sholay’ has already decided upon the film he’s going to do after RGVKS hits the theatres… and he’s once again teaming up with the controversial production house of PNC.
However provocative or controversial the title may seem, RGV makes it clear that he’s not gone insane and is NOT making a porn film… he says the project is based on the sexual hypocrisy rampant in the Indian society… needless to say, it’ll have a lot of censorship bashing too… wonder what certificate will it get from the biggest hypocrites of the country???
P.S. that was the censor board I was talking about (duh!)
