Neil Nitin Mukesh celebrated his birthday today and the actor brought in his big day with a Twitter treat. Neil, who was born on January 15, 1982 in Mumbai into a singers family is also the grandson of the legendary singer Mukesh and son of Nitin Mukesh. Neil slowly ventured into the world of Bollywood as an actor and had a very unique debut in Sriram Raghavan’s Johnny Gaddar. He showed a lot of potential and later even went on to work in films like New York, Lafangey Parindey, 7 Khoon Maaf and David.
Just like Alok Nath, the 3G actor was amused to find some amusing jokes on himself trending on the microblogging site and the actor showed off his funny side by sharing some of the most hilarious ones himself. Neil tweeted, “Seriously laughing that I am trending. Some rather interesting ones (jokes) out there . Re-tweeting my 7 Favourite. ENJOY!!!”
We decided to give you more than just seven, here enjoy the latest Neil jokes!
(** In the jokes below, read Neil as Neil Nitin Mukesh to understand the jokes fully :D)
1. “Why are people making fun of Neil? It is good to acknowledge your ancestors” – Rahul Rajiv Indira Jawaharlal Motilal.
2. You name your only child Neil so you’ll feel as if you have three children.
3. |Phone rings| -Hello Sir ek naya scheme hai, may I know who’s speaking ? -Neil. -Ok Sir, kisi ek se baat karva do please.
4. When Neil takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
5. Neil is the only person who can have a threesome with himself.
6. Section 377 is also referred to as Section Neil Nitin 77
7. Neil is always on conference call.
8. Neil’s dream is an ordinary man’s inception dream.
9. In the beginning, he was just Neil. He became Neil Nitin Mukesh only because Alok Nath blessed him with a “Phoolo Phalo“.
10. When Neil Nitin draws a line, it becomes a triangle
11. Neil’s Catholic friends simply refer to him as The Holy Trinity.
12. Son of Neil Nitin Mukesh will never respond to “Agar ek baap ki aulad hain to saamne aa“.
13. Remake of Amar Akbar Anthony will be made on a very low budget. It will have Neil.
14. Only Neil could have carried out 3 Idiots as a solo lead film.
15. When Neil masturbates, it’s called threesome.
16. Q.How to get a hat trick in one ball? A.Dismiss Neil Nitin Mukesh.
17. Neil Nitin Mukesh is two guys short of marrying Draupadi.
18. When Neil Nitin Mukesh was born the nurse said ‘mubarak ho muhavra hua hai’
19. The bank informed Neil Nitin Mukesh that he needs to open a join account.