Bollywood! When we hear this word we think of masala, action, romance, dance and sometimes a big pain in the a**. No offence but some movies are horrandous! I mean they have a starry cast, expensive sets, good music, so all of this generates a lot of exceptions but when we watch the film, we feel suicidal. I wonder how can they make films that just don’t make any sense? Don’t the directors watch the film before they release it in the theater or the rough edit at least? I feel they should be jailed for making us go through 3 hours of torture. Agreed that there are some really good movies, but you cannot deny that there are some pathetic film! We have had a tough choice, but never mind, we present to you, the worst Bollywood movies of 2013.
Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola
Imran Khan is a bad actor, no denying that, added to that is the fact that there was no story. That is enough reason for ensuring that we have the worst 3 hours of our life. Then we have Pankaj Kapur acting drunk and like a bhulakad all the time. And how can we forget the pink buffalo, GULABI! I swear I can’t remeber the story and don’t even want to make an effort of doing so. The only good part of the film was Anushka Sharma’s tattoo that read Dekho Magar Pyaar Se. We won’t watch the film, so buri nazar is far far away!
When Sridevi and Jetendra acted in the 1983 Himmatwala, we were left dumb-struck! Gigantic sets, lots of entertainment and Sridevi. But when Sajid Khan decided to remake the film he left us dumb-struck for the wrong reasons! We couldn’t even get a proper review of the film because most of the people walked out of the theater after 15 mins of watching it. We can’t even blame them. Tamannah Bhatia looks like Ajay Devgn’s daughter, seeing them romance made our eyes bleed. Added to that was the music and oh, the story was ummm.. wait I can’t remember. Oh ya I remember there was no story!
Bad films are scarier than horror films. This is proved after watching Aatma. What the hell was this film man? An actor like Nawazuddin Siddiqui can make any film interesting, at least watchable but this film was just way out of his league. Bipasha Basu with that 10/10 muscular body playing the role of a mother was hilarious more than anything. Their pairing was toh Mashallah! BAD. This film was forgotten even before its’ release, thats how disastorous it was.
So finally the controvery queen decides to make a filmi debut. She was ready to strip for the Indian team after they won the World Cup and was ready to do more than that for her film. Seriously if people came to watch this film it was only to watch her strip. Who cares about the story when we can see something way better? Overdose of randomness and under-dose of originality. It was just a glorified strip tease, nothing more than that.
Priyanka Chopra is a delight to watch on screen. She has some of the best film ever made to her credit. She did a masterpiece like Barfi! and then boom! She does something like Zanjeer and released that film in Telugu too! How could she do this? This is character assassination. We know it’s hard to make good remakes, but how did Zanjeer go so terribly wrong? Priyana Chopra we love you, but movies like this might just make us change our opnion. Please stay away from this kind of films.
Anything that the heartthrob of the nation, Ranbir Kapoor, does is headlines. Besharaam was no exception, just that it was there for the wrong reasons. It was the biggest mistake of his life, even worse than stealing Salman Khan’s alleged girlfriend, katrina Kaif, from him. Clearly, viewers are in no mood to forgive and forget this crude piece of work from an actor, who gave us treats like Rockstar and Barfi!.