Bollywood is a fun place, that we all know. It’s funny how movies that do not have any story become blockbusters, actresses who can’t act are the highest paid and actors who have visible wrinkles on their face never grow beyond 35 on screen. We are not naming anyone, just saying casually okay? But the funniest thing about Bollywood movies are their songs, their lyric actually. No sense and nonsense! Let’s have a look at some Bollywood songs with funny lyrics.
Tera pyar “Hookah Bar” is a cult youth anthem with music and lyrics by Himesh Reshammiya and vocals by Himesh Reshammiya, Vineet Singh and Aman Trikha. How did it become an anthem is something that we are still trying to figure out. Tera pyar pyar pyar hookah bar. What is this suppose to mean? Oh wait. If we translate it we get, your love love love, hookah bar. I love you as much as i love hookah? Umm.. still doesn’t make any sense.
The way she says Fevicol is super hilarious! Faaavicol. Log kehate hain mujhe main to hun namkin butter
Kaat dungi main dil ko meri jawani hai cutter, Mera jalwa jo dekh le woh faint ho jaye, Close karke tu rakh le apne nainon ka shutter. Whaaattt! Though this is senseless, it sounds extremely funny. End this with My gypsy with siren taiyar, Bhaga le isey petrol se. Mind it, its Paatrooll.
Party All Night
All of Yo Yo Honey Singh’s song have absurb and funny lyrics. This one is no exception. Music bajega loud, To aunty police bula legi, Ib aunty ne jaa ke keh do, Ye party yun hi chaalegi. We think Yo Yo have a very troublesome neighbour in his hometown whom he is trying to mock at with this song.
Munni Badnam Hui
Salman Khan has many songs with funny lyrics in his kitty like Dinka Chika and Munni. This one is the first of it’s kind. A super hit for Malaika’s tumkas and the entertaining lyrics. Munni Ke Gaal Gulabi, Nain Sharabi, Chaal Nawabi Re. Entertainment is not always meaningless na? Where did Zandu Balm come from? Maybe Malaiks got tried dancing continuously, so she needed some for relieving the pain in her limbs. Le Zandu Balm Hui, Darling Tere Liye.
Mumbai Ke Hero
So the new in think in Bollywood is rap. It is probably incorporated to make the song sound “cool”. Sad song, happy song, romantic song, in every song there is rap. In the recently released Priyanka Chopra and Ram Charan Tej starer Zanjeer there was a song which had a bit of rap which was hilarious to say the least. It didn’t make any sense and was put just like that.
Hey cop in the khaki uniform
You turn me on, turn me on
Ta ta ta ta turn me on
I love the way you right the wrong
Oh my God, is that your gun
Can I hold it please!
Whatever that meant! Oopsiee!