Meet the superheros, villains and mutants in Krrish 3

Yesterday we did a feature on what Krrish 3 might have in store for us. Like honestly, what could they possibly offer us that they didn’t already? And like an instant comeback, the makers of Krrish 3 released the list of characters who are going to rock the movie and make it like nothing else.

We obviously have Hrithik Roshan playing the dried up dad, then we have Hrithik Roshan again, playing the hot superhero. We can pretty much assume that Kangana’s character has shades of grey, or rather black if you go by the way her costume is designed. She looks a little like Black Widow. Don’t you think? I have a feeling that the latest installment of Krrish will have a Marvel feel to it. Wonder who plays the Hulk huh? Omg, I’m doing it again, flipping topics.

Lets go back to the characters in Krrish 3.

Krrish: Like I said, Hrithik Roshan plays the hot superhero Krrish. Goes by the name Krishna for family and friends. What’s special about his character in the third movie? He’s going to battle deadly mutants and will be the as cool as superman only without the damned kryptonite. He’ll rediscover his crazy powers, romance Piggy Chops and save the world. Lovely!! (I hope you guys are fluent in sarcasm)

Kaal: Every great superhero needs a nemesis. And Krrish’s nemesis is Kaal. This antagonist will be well portrayed by Bollywood’s favourite baddie, Vivek Oberoi. Rumour has it that Vivek Oberoi will be the worst villain in the history of bad guys. If Heath Ledger was alive, he would give him a run for his money. He will probably play Joker in the next batman series. Hmmm. Boring!

Kaya: Ah. The hot villain. Like I said, Kangana Ranaut’s costume, hair and make up gives you an impression that she’s trying to be something like the Black Widow. Well, she’s also known as the Chameleon girl in dark and nasty places. Now, why Chameleon? Because she’s like flubber! She can transform into any shape she wants unlike a chameleon who changes its colour.

Priya: Priyanka Chopra’s Priya is back in Krrish 3. Instead of the girl friend, she now plays the wife . Miss goody two shoes will now exhibit some grey qualities as well. Ah, you had to ruin the ‘wife’ image by being a negative character? Pfft! She justifies it by saying that each character fights for something and so is she.

Antman: Finally something interesting! Martial arts stuntman Sameer Ali Khan will portray the character of a mutant in Krrish 3. Can he please be as hot as Hugh Jackman? Like anything close to Wolverine would do. He play’s the role of Antman and apparently has put his heart and soul into his performance.

Cheetahwoman: Another newbie playing another crazy role. Nazia Shaikh’s character is half-human, half-cheetah in Krrish 3 and so the name Cheetahwoman. Like a centaur from the Harry Potter series perhaps? She’s fast like Cheetah, has sharp claws which is a distinguished feature of anyone from the cat family and her eyes are yellow. Talk about creepy.

Rhinoman: Ab half human half cheetan hai toh why not a combo of rhinoceros? Sell anything! The Indian audience is stupid, right?! Rhinoman is the outcome of a cross between human and rhinoceros. Like a genetically modified organism? That’s not it! He has a single lethal horn on his head.

Frogman: Frogman. Like a man with a frog’s tongue. Is this a sci-fi movie or a comedy movie made for little kids?! His sly frog-ish tongue is supposed to be his weapon of destruction. Colour of his eyes? Green. Hah! Kuch bhi!

Scorpionwoman: Last but not the least a cross between a human and scorpion. Like the female counterpart of Rock’s Scorpion King? Could be. Again, dangerous clatter-y claws which will kill anyone and everyone in sight.

All in all it looks like the cast of the movie was decided and finalized by Hrehaan, Hridhaan Roshan. For those of you who don’t know who these guys are, let me tell you. They are Hrithik Roshan’s kids aged 7 and 5. All the character seem “inspired” from movies like Harry Potter, Avengers, Rock, the X men series and even Flubber. We appreciate the efforts guys but so many character is a bit too much. Don’t y’all know? Too many cooks spoil the broth!

3 thoughts on “Meet the superheros, villains and mutants in Krrish 3

  1. Now I really wonder if Krrish 3 is going to be as great as its prequels were! -_-
    Antman, Frogman and Rhinoman!! So childish!!

  2. Are you serious about these characters? Is there going to be a bad guy called ‘Antman’? What a joke! WOW! This is going to be a great comedy movie!

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