Mallika Sherawat! Oh what can we say? She just leaves us speechless most of the times. Some times it’s because her intellectual come backs and other times it’s because of her not so intelligent and down right stupid comment! Uff, ye ladki! or rather, ye aurat! What do we do with you Mallika! You turn a year older today, but do you necessarily turn a year wiser? We will have to wait for another to see if that has actually happened.
Let’s take a quick recap and see what this Missy has done so far to be in the news. For starters, she now stars in a reality show, ‘The Bachelorette India – Mere Khayalon Ki Mallika’. Lord bless her! Why would you do that woman?! It’s like asking for scandals. Sorry, scratch that. Its not asking, it’s begging for scandal and more controversy. Agreed that they re paying you 1 crore per episode but really? Do you want to be the target of so many controversies?
You are not going to find love there! How could you even think that? We thought you knew better than that Mallika. Those men out there are greedy and hungry for fame. That’s it. They want their five minutes of fame and they will do anything to get it. Hmmm.. Stalling the shoot for 3 days won’t help. The contestants cannot call you names and we suggest that you don’t entertain them Mallika. Or even better, if you can, then quit the show. Will serve them right!
This is the Bachelorette controversy but Mallika Sherawat has been in many controversies. However one thing that we admire about her is she was never in a cheap love triangle scandal and was never linked to any of her co stars. That speaks something, doesn’t it? She appeared in Welcome with 3 men. Anil Kapoor, Nana Patekar and Akshay Kumar. However, none of them were ever linked to her. Akshay Kumar and Mallika Sherawat are good friends, Akshay Kumar and Mallika Sherawat spotted leaving PVR, Akshay Kumar and Mallika Sherawat enjoying a walk on the beach, Akshay Kumar and Mallika Sherawat shopping in Dubai.
Yeah. That never happened. Akshay was linked to all of his co-stars. Why not Mallika then? Why didn’t Mallika have an alleged affair with Jackie Chan or why didn’t Mallika Sherawat have a secret relationship with Antonio Banderas? Well that’s because she is what she is! She is straight forward, to the point and honest. She knows where to draw the line between a friendly gesture and a flirty gesture. We hate her just because she was dancing with Antonio Banderas? Really?
Why do we like Katrina Kaif then? She was spotted with Ranbir Kapoor and in a bikini noless. Then why? Oh wait! Right, that’s because they are in a hidden relationship and they may or may not get hitched one day but until then they can have whatever kind of gun they want to. We all know how Ranbir and Katrina’s relationship is going to end. If she wants to get married, she’ll have to kiss Bollywood bye bye because Kapoor Khandan ki bahu movies mai nahi aati. Well, that’s another story.
Back to Mallika. Why do you think she does the things that she does? Out if some displacement? Or the things that she does are normal but seem otherwise because they are hyped? Hmph! Double standards! Double standards everywhere!!! Dam this media! Damn these hypocrites! We love you Mallika or the Jalebi Bai?