Bollywood’s most sleazy and cheesy one-liners

Love it or hate it but you surely can’t ignore those uncool, overused and super corny one liners our Bollywood films come up with. There have surely been times when you would cringe, listening to Salman Khan mouth those cheesy excerpts, but let’s face it, we love them. Here’s looking at a few of the cheesiest lines from Hindi Cinema.

Ishqiya

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“Tumhara ishq ishq, humara ishq sex?”
Eeewwuu! Now, this is so uncool but quick-witted, isn’t it? Eagerly waiting for the film’s sequel.

Rowdy Rathore

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Rathore.. Vikram Rathore.. Naam sunte hi pichawade mein bhukamp aa gaya naa?
Gosh Akshay! You actually got paid to mouth this dialogue?

Dabangg

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Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se.
Ouch! We simply love the way Salman Khan delivers this jhakkass dialogue.

Golmaal 3

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Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
Hahahaha! Silly Mithun.

RA. One

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“Superhero banta nahi hain muscle or metal parts se, Superhero banta hain sirf apne heart se”
…And now we know why Ra.One was a disaster.

The Dirty Picture

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“Aise mat dekho, lagta hai marinated murgi ko tandoor dekh raha hai.”
OKAY! So Vidya, you actually won a National Award for this film? Nevertheless, you deserved it.

Bhagam Bhaag

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“Agar tum ladki ko izzat dogey, woh tumhe apni izzat degi”
Akshay, you are actually getting on our nerves now.

Bhram

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“Do you like your eggs fried or fertilized?”
Hmm! Now we know why Dino Morea is no where to be seen.

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