By Neharika.
Directed by: Anees Bazmee
Produced by: Rajat Rawail, Bhushan Kumar, Nitin Manmohan, Kishan Kumar, Sohail Khan.
Starring: Salman Khan, Asin, Arya Babbar, Paresh Rawal, Puneet Issar, Mahesh Manjrekar, Akhilendra Mishra
Music by: Pritam, Devi Sri Prasad
Cinematography: Sunil Patel, Thomas Xavier
Editing by: Ritesh Soni
Distributed by: T-Series, Rawail Grandsons Entertainment and Software Pvt. Ltd., Sohail Khan Productions.
Grade: A: Wah! Kya Film Hai 
The much awaited movie of the season, Ready, has finally hit theaters today, 3rd June 2011. A remake of superhit Telugu film by the same name, Ready is a typical commercial cinema packed with humor and masala.
The story of the film revolves around happy-go-lucky Prem (Salman Khan), who is the most eligible bachelor living in an extended joint family and Sanjana (Asin), an orphan, who stay with her evil maternal uncles, Narendra and Tulsi. Her maamas are always plotting to steal away her ancestral assets, by persuading her to marry either of their brother in-laws. However, Sanjana sniffs their intentions.
Prem and Sanjana, fall in love, and the duo plans on teaching a nice lesson to the maamas. What follows is complete comical mayhem.. How Prem marries Sanjana, thus making her uncles realize their mistakes is the rest of the story. In short, the film revolves around how he unites the families of the girl and himself.
Bameez maintains his trademark, loud comedy, over-the-top acts and silly slapstick. The second half of the movie is when the actual story starts. The first half had a few scenes changed from the original flick, thus giving the much needed mass masala to Salman fans. However, Paresh Rawal’s character was ruined, though he was great in whatever he did. Bazmee failed to understand that in the original flick (Ready in Telugu) this character is the heart and soul of the film. There are a few vulgar jokes, which was not really needed.
Salman lived up to infusing life into the film.His mind blowing screen presence is simply superb!!! His sense of humour and the dance moves are the highlight of the film. Coming to Asin, she was a little pale in a few scenes, but the superb actress that she is, did the magic. The duo’s on screen chemistry is mind blowing.
The highlights of the film are 1) Salman Khan, 2) awesome comedy in the second half and 3) Dhinka Chika, Character Dheela songs. However, the only negative thing in the film was the action sequences. It was too weak for a Salman Khan flick, especially after his iconic Chulbul Pandey act.
The songs of film, ‘Character Dheela’ and ‘Dhnka Chika’ stole the show. Devi Sri Prasad Bollywood debut with his Dhinka Chika is the new chant of B town. Preetam’s music, needless to mention, mind blowing. Sajid-Farhad’s dialogues worked very well, elevating the humor. Sunil Patel’s cinematography is spot on. After a disastrous ‘Thank You’, ‘Ready’ sees director Anees Bazmee, back with a bang.
Ready’s opening day is surely going to be mind boggling and don’t be surprised if the film goes on to break all the record of Dabangg. A full time entertainer with fulon family drama, I give it a 4.5 out of 5…
A: Wah! Kya Film Hai , B: Paisa Vasool :, C: Ek Baar Chalta Hai/ Bakwaas 
, D: Poora time Waste 
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Playercheck123 said on June 9, 2011
I am a great salman fan, and loving seeing him in his funny at best.
But giving READY, 4.5 out of 5 only makes us (Indians) look like dumb, either they don’t know how to rate movies or they make and love stupid movies.
For Ready I loved it for beginning 20 minutes, then it was copy of WELCOME, either way an average/stupid film. I left the theater after 45 minutes, just watching and then saying it was BEST film ever, only makes my arguments STRONGER about u being dumb chuttttt.
I expect better from Salman than READY,
Sonu Kumar1989 said on June 8, 2011
kya re gandu kya copy karte rahte ho south film ka
KC said on June 7, 2011
Neharika your taste in movie sucks. This movie is average, only thing good about is Salman n his fan will enjoy seeing him. Rest is average!!! Dum maaro dum better movie but not appreciated
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Heheee now you have said as it should be……
Anonymous said on June 7, 2011
Ready is wonderful movie. I like it, this movie is specially for salman fans. Salman is looking so dashing in this movie.
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Mark said on June 6, 2011
Ready Records Fantastic Opening Weekend Collections Monday 6th June 2010 11.00 ISTBoxofficeindia.Com Trade Network
Ready had a fantastic opening weekend by grossing around 40 crore nett as per early estimates. It is the second highest opening weekend ever and the biggest non holiday weekend ever surpassing the biggest non holiday weekend of Raajneeti by a huge 20% plus margin.
The film has under performed slightly in West Bengal and Mysore but elsewhere collections are very strong be it multiplexes or single screens. Saturday had a noticeable drop at places but it was where opening was phenomenal and where the opening was a bit less the film held up. Infact in Mysore and West Bengal where it had lowest opening, business on Saturday was up. Sunday was strong across the board. The film is a huge winner and biggest hit of the year and it is the weekdays that will decide whether it can become a Super Hit or Blockbuster.
indira said on June 6, 2011
Hi mark, so true …….”mega”….. comment……hehehehe
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
your such a homo uncle go jiggle subhs goodies again so you wont be dat frustrated
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Congrats to all homos once again you have brought your gay king to the sky. Waouwww am impressed how much you love your icone. But if you are doing that to get a chance to grab his goodies, that will surprise me……. We heteros salute all the hijras community ……….
Mark said on June 6, 2011
You seems to be obsessed with “homo” since you were born of a gay father , We cant help it , better join some “Hijda club” maybe your father will help you out
Shine Kumar said on June 6, 2011
This foker bitch has homo and gay stuck in her brain. All she needs is something fat and thick to stick in her back side to complete her life. She is such a bitch.
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
you have something up your as* marks pen*s
Guest said on June 7, 2011
No it’s shit. Can u do the honours Van?
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Teri maa behen foker bitch
Shine Kumar said on June 7, 2011
English please don’t understand your fing language
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
hahahahaaaaaa say something intelligent …………
Latestupdates007 said on June 6, 2011
awesome movie nd love salman bhai http://latestupdates.in/
tina said on June 6, 2011
ppl do not watch this movie ..it is a confusing mess from what i understand…save u r money…this douchebag salman should be boycotted after all his evil villainy he has done…the cad belongs in jail not on the big screen..
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Well said dear tina
Shine Kumar said on June 6, 2011
You have rotten eggs on your face bitch. The film is doing better business than Dum and Game put together. So there !!!!!!!!!
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Teri maa bitch eat my shit and fuck off………..
Guest said on June 7, 2011
International language please. I bet you are a right ugly and filthy swine.
indira said on June 6, 2011
hey ” TINA”……….same to you!!!!!! ”DOUCHEBAG IS NOT ENGLISH!!!
hahahahahah……..really stupid…..”girl”
indira said on June 6, 2011
hey ” TINA”……….same to you!!!!!! ”DOUCHEBAG IS NOT ENGLISH!!!
hahahahahah……..really stupid…..”girl”
Being_subh said on June 6, 2011
jealouse people,,,hehehe,,kahi se jalne ki booo aah rahi hain..huhuhu,,hipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Teri shit mouth ki gandagi ki booh aa rahi hein hehheeeeee
Mark said on June 6, 2011
Now gayab ho jawoo
Shine Kumar said on June 6, 2011
Piss off bitch. We have already watched it. Great entertainment and doing well compare to DUM and Game put together.
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
mark pissed in your mouth guess he cant do anything right wen he excited seeing your goodies
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
lollllllllllllllll………………..
Guest said on June 7, 2011
You can show me your aids free certificate as well
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Yeah pi*s in a bowl and throw it on that jerk tina……..
Guest said on June 7, 2011
As long as I get to piss in your holes. See I can be fair. I take care of both holes of yours. BUT after you have cleared the aids test, Can’t trust u people.
Mystic River said on June 4, 2011
sallll maaaan……..is too good…He is the making and breaking b.o records so easily…….. wait for the eid THE RECORDS will be broken again…..ULTIMATE KING OF BOLLYWOOD……..:)
Being_subh said on June 6, 2011
hmmmmmm…sooooo trueeeee
Ffd said on June 4, 2011
Ready IS A POOR TIME WASTE
I`m I Right or I`m I Right
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Agree 1000000000000% with dear
Your are absolutely right
Being_subh said on June 6, 2011
baulieoooo,,,talai maatoh sattohh,,,mero sitah nah bhan..heheheeeeeeeeeee
Mark said on June 6, 2011
You are nor ready right
Shahid Rahman01 said on June 4, 2011
wowwwwwwwww just back from theater .its really awsm movie MUCH More Then Dabbanggg
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
yaa yaar u r right,,maja aah gaya,,wooooHHoooooo,,,Ready roxxxx
HIJDA RAM BALRAM said on June 5, 2011
hijda slutt, is your income enough to feed your parents? come to London let’s open a hijda brothel and make lots of money, call your papa too.. my papa is a pimp here
Shine Kumar said on June 6, 2011
Piss off you ugly soul. Don’t know what you are on about. Your comment don’t make any sense.
YoG said on June 4, 2011
One word.. AWESOME!
Uday said on June 4, 2011
wtf why does this pussy salman copy so many south films??? is it because the jerk can’t get a hit when it is a original script so he copies south films that have been tried and were hits so than audience knows that it would be a good film so the fucker does not need to worry what a fake pussy salman is
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
glamsham glamsham Rani Mukherjee: If south has Rajnikanth, we have Salman – News: To all srk fans,,,, Baap baap hota hai,, aur beta beta.. We own top 2 spots.. #Readytaran_adarsh taran adarsh Top 5 opening Fridays:- Dabangg 14.5 cr, Ready 13.15 cr, 3 Idiots 13 cr, Tees Maar Khan 12.75 cr, Raajneeti 10.5 cr & Kites 10.5 cr. taran_adarsh taran adarsh Overseas update: ‘Ready’ storms international markets.taran_adarsh taran adarsh India update: ‘Ready’ has biggest opening for non-festive periodhttp://bit.ly/4wJzktaran_adarsh taran adarsh While ’3 Idiots’ & ‘Tees MK’ were Christmas releases & ‘Dabangg’ Eid, ‘Ready’ should be the BIGGEST opening ever for a non-festive period.taran_adarsh taran adarsh Rajasthan – Fri: 3I [Christmas] 69 lacs, Tees MK [Christmas] 75 lacs, Dabangg [Eid] 80.15 lacs, Ready [non-festive period] 78.12 lacs.»
taran_adarsh taran adarsh CP Berar circuit – Fri: Tees MK [Christmas] 75 lacs, Dabangg [Eid] 89 lacs, Ready [non-festive period] 81.69 lacs.taran_adarsh taran adarsh CI circuit – Fri: 3I [Christmas] 48 lacs, Tees MK [Christmas] 49 lacs, Dabangg [Eid] 62 lacs, Ready [non-festive period] 58.54 lacs.
HIJDA RAM BALRAM said on June 5, 2011
arrey hijda will you suckk my litlte homo lund? can i fukk your slutty old mom?
Shine Kumar said on June 6, 2011
You are so revolting looking. You are putting people off. What exactly are u trying to say. Dont bother explaining.
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
dat is your picture you hate you
Guest said on June 7, 2011
Explain dat?
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
You said it man ……….
indira said on June 4, 2011
Hello Salman fans…….have seen the film READY!!!!! I find the film super !!!!!
But he is more …..of a family film……not as debangg……the cinema was full…..
movie-goers…….were ” thrilled” !!!!!!!
P.S. ASH CLONES……PLEASE DISAPPEAR !!!!! WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE!!!!!
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
hiiiiiiii wassup buddy???,,,wat a movie,,,,just 1 word,,,4 ReadY AwEsomE…….balleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,balleeeeeeeeeeee
HIJDA RAM BALRAM said on June 5, 2011
arrey maa chodd will you lick my ass baby slut? i want your sister to suckk my hijda tool
Shine said on June 6, 2011
I know . You are that bad breath idiot.
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
mark or subh???????? both have bad breath
indira said on June 7, 2011
babe……..not mark or subh!!! but VANITA!!!!! NEW= DRAKE QUEEN Ollllee
Guest said on June 7, 2011
This is an admission in itself. They have kissed you, havn’t they bitch?
indira said on June 6, 2011
HI sweeeeetttttt !!!!!!
Being_subh said on June 6, 2011
me fine n wat abt u buddy???
Vanita said on June 4, 2011
Waste shitty ass movie only homosexuals uncle subh and mark will love it and ugly fat as* whore zavah
Mark said on June 4, 2011
Thats why it crossed 13Cr on first day , SO you mean to say those all who watched Ready are Homos, Then you are true that means half of Indians are homos which includes your Father
Shahid Rahman01 said on June 4, 2011
wowwwwww mark what a answer i like that…..i dont knw why the some people jelous about Salman stardom.!!this movie REady much more then Dabang ..really awsm
HIJDA RAM BALRAM said on June 5, 2011
Arrey hijda fool kaise your slutty old granny maa bitch? will she still suckk my hijda little cock?
Shine said on June 6, 2011
I am dreading to imagine what your parents look like to produce such an ugly bastard like u.
Mark said on June 4, 2011
Thats why it crossed 13Cr on first day , SO you mean to say those all who watched Ready are Homos, Then you are true that means half of Indians are homos which includes your Father
indira said on June 4, 2011
Are you a sex addict???? ….you …..always write about sex!!!!!!!
Subh and mark are not gay…..zavah is not a whore…….BUT YOU????
WHERE IS YOUR “EDUCATION” ????
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
thnxxx my sweet frnd,,,,,,,god bless u n ur sweet family……hve fun
Ram Balram said on June 4, 2011
Hi Indira, I can’t comprehend why people behave like this in that part of the world. Am I missing anything?
HIJDA RAM BALRAM said on June 5, 2011
heyy slutty tranny didn’t your old man fuckked your wrinkle, itchy vagina? do you want my sissy small stick inside your big hole?
Shine said on June 6, 2011
I bet you have such a smelly mouth. Piss off.
tina said on June 6, 2011
your r the same person as zavah….cad i seen u saying english please???? when u used id zavah…..u cad douchebag.. u evil zavah..indira same person..
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Oh really tina?
indira said on June 6, 2011
hi Luvyana……`m indira not zavah…..
Oh really…… hehehe
indira said on June 6, 2011
HEY LOLITA!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!
do you understand english????Understand you DISAPPEAR??? YES???? I ASK YOU “POLITELY” DISAPPEAR FROM THIS WEBSITE!!!!! IS DOUCHEBAG ENGLISH?????? NO……..please go away……..HERMAPHRODITE……
Being_subh said on June 6, 2011
LoLita,,,hahahaaaa,,,god swear u rock,,,right now i m laughing alot,,muaahhhhhhhhh,,loved it,,,bravooooooooo
Zavah said on June 6, 2011
Lol….u no wats really funny…..i dnt no who this indira is…..but im laughing by ur brainwashed comments….u might not accept it….but im zavah….not indira
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
your mum is sex addict tat is why she humped the farmers leg and your sex addict cause you try to rape tat pig on tat farm
indira said on June 7, 2011
ohhhh…..poor child!!! i will not let myself down to…. your level……..i have no desire to talk with a “drake queen”
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
wassup up Sweet heart,,,dnt be angry on me yaar,,,hve fun…
@60dad4b290329b0e8db9597479f8b69f:disqus Hate begets Hate n Love begets Love.
Being_subh said on June 4, 2011
wassup up Sweet heart,,,dnt be angry on me yaar,,,hve fun…
@60dad4b290329b0e8db9597479f8b69f:disqus Hate begets Hate n Love begets Love.
Ram Balram said on June 4, 2011
You have not even seen the movie. You are writing blindly out of nastiness. Your style of writing is as clear as mud. Not a good move. I have not seen it but will never write a positive/negative review just for the hell of it. And there is no need to use derogatory words either. This is a social network site not one of those you know what.
Shine said on June 6, 2011
Good one. Like this.
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
hahahahhaaaaaaa No comments
Shine said on June 6, 2011
At last the bitch has decided to shut her hole. Peace on earth.
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
no zavah hole is open to the public everyday
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
Randi ke aulaad eat my shit and fuck off
Guest said on June 7, 2011
You are getting on my nerves. Can’t understand your fucking language
Mark said on June 6, 2011
And you are still sitting with your shitty ass, ask Luvyna to lick clean it
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
subh cant lick your as* because he too busy fondling your crotch
Vanita said on June 7, 2011
subh cant lick your as* because he too busy fondling your crotch
Luvyna said on June 7, 2011
That’s your profession mark a*slicker……..
LOL said on June 4, 2011
THIS MOVIE IS THE FIRST MOVIE OF THIS YEAR WHICH WILL ACTUALLY BECOME BLOCK-BUSTER!!!
me said on June 4, 2011
obv it was going to be a hit
this movie has alredi been made twice
Maya said on June 4, 2011
*sounds nice* have not seen as of yet*
Zavah said on June 3, 2011
Awwwwwwww…..now i REAllllllllllY want to watch the film…..but obviosly this waz coming….what else do u wanna expect frm a a-grade actor gaining an a-grade film….i luv salman!!!!!randomn?????
Luvyna said on June 3, 2011
Absolutely rocking………sorry l couldn’t check it out till Tuesday due to hectic schedule.But lm gonna check it out on Tuesday with all frens.Ready is damn good.It’s gonna be 1 of the alltime hits.Salman rocks !!!!!!!!!!!
Zavah said on June 3, 2011
I stand as correct….luvyna i always new u had a “thing” for salman…..lol….wat took u soo much time to get “ready”…..waz nisha forcing u to stag a little with her????….hahahaha
Vanita said on June 4, 2011
tat not luvnya ugly bitch you faked her id
Ram Balram said on June 4, 2011
Whatever ID it is, what count is a true reflection of the movie especially from people who only write after watching the movie.
Shine said on June 6, 2011
I will go along with this.
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Don’t laugh that much or I will eat in your mouth randi queen……
Luvyna said on June 6, 2011
Hey You fake, why you took my id?????? Eat my dog’s shit. Salman rocks???????? hahhahaaaaaa yes for homos
srk said on June 3, 2011
Salman khan is the BEST ! READY rocks , BEST MOVIE . loved that one.
Dhinka chika………………….
Cleo said on June 4, 2011
I saw the Tamil version of this movie starring Rajnikanth’s son-in-law, Dhanush & Genelia (who did Asin’s role in the original Telengu version & subsequently in in Tamil version). It was hilarious. I believe it will be a big hit for Salman Khan.