30th October 2008

Golmaal Returns Movie Review

posted in Bollywood News |

Golmaal Returns

This so-called crackling Diwali attraction, which was supposed to blow up audiences laughing but it turned out to be as disappointing as a soggy pathaka! Sigh!!!

Boring, crude, stupid and slapstick- Golmaal Returns. Gives you stupid and lame gags like “Lara Dutta’s name would become Lara Lara if she married Brian Lara.” Oh God Gimme A Break! The entire film has this kind of dumb humor – Three guys lying on top of each other on a bed implying they are caught in a gay act, guy flying in the air and falling over his crotch on a pointed rock, or someone poking two pairs of scissors in someone’s butt, electrocuting someone so that he flies in the air with a jerk, you name it and they have the most stupid gags ever. I laughed only once in the entire film. That tells you how dumb it was.

Golmaal Returns is plainly – all hype no show! Poor script and dialogues could not do justice to performers like Ajay Devgan, Arshad Warsi, Shreyas Talpade and Vrijesh Hirji who are known for their awesome comic performance and timing.

Ajay Devgan, should seriously hire a good fashion designer, he wears pathetic clothes in the film. He was also bound by a stupid characterization and script so he tried to do his best in whatever little he got. Tusshar Kapoor, is the only one who seems to have worked hard, his miming was amazing. Shreyas had the same problem like Ajay, nevertheless he has also done a good job. Arshad Warsi had a limited role but his swearing is funny. I laughed only at the point when everyone beats up Tusshar shouting Balaji.

gol.jpg

Kareena Kapoor was only a star attraction. She was impressive in her own bit. Celina and Amrita Arora were only pretty props. Bad script can really break a comedy – Golmaal Returns is one such example.

Go for this movie only if you have a taste for the stupid slapstick comedy. Else I suggest you sit back at home and watch Tom & Jerry instead.

There are currently 24 responses to “Golmaal Returns Movie Review”

Why not let us know what you think by adding your own comment! Your opinion is as valid as anyone elses, so come on... let us know what you think.

  1. 1 On October 30th, 2008, Sexi-Sahil said:

    Lol go figureee. It had Kareeena yet another FLOP unless people jus go to look at her flatnesss

  2. 2 On October 30th, 2008, Samantha said:

    Review is right, stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid, etc etc etc movie.

  3. 3 On October 30th, 2008, Golmaal Returns Movie Review | Gossip News and Rumors said:

    [...] [Source] Fareeha [...]

  4. 4 On October 30th, 2008, rose said:

    hahaha sexi-sahil.. can’t agree wid u more kareena n another flop! I don’t like her at all i duno why people fuss over her…anywho i ws expecting the movie to be great as golmaal was extremely funny…but w/e…hope kareena retires soon :)

  5. 5 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    i watched golmaal retruns recently, and i have o say that i was very dissapointed, the 1st golmaal was sooo much better.
    There are sum funny moments though but otherwise there is hardly any plot! kareena luks realy pretty in the film though! Also the songs were not needed at all!

  6. 6 On October 30th, 2008, M.A. said:

    I didnt even know what was the fuss about the first one. Not that interested to watch this one either.

  7. 7 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    M.A there wasnt a fuss abt the 1st one, but it was a really good entertainer. Do yourself a favour and dont watch golmaal returns either, it was quite bad!

  8. 8 On October 30th, 2008, Samantha said:

    Very simple M.A. many people enjoyed the first one and were interested in seeing the second. That’s the fuss right there for many people.

  9. 9 On October 30th, 2008, Shuma Kapoor said:

    Aaaaw y does Kareena have 2 b on da second 1

  10. 10 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    shuma, i guess the reason bebo is in the 2nd one, is coz the director just wanted sum ‘’star appeal”.
    However kareena fails 2 impress in dis film coz she is such a gud actress but in dis film she is just used as a pretty object, and her acting talent is not completely utilized!

  11. 11 On October 30th, 2008, imran khan fan said:

    BTW rose, why do u want kareena 2 retire?

  12. 12 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    In this movie review, the rating( /5)isn’t given!

  13. 13 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    I personally wud rate it 2/5 though, but thats just my opinion. U guys watch the film 4 yourselves and decide how u wud rate it!

  14. 14 On October 30th, 2008, sam said:

    How a single man can decided and give the feedback …i have seen the movie and it is fully paisa vasooooool man..i think u don’t understand proper hindi or u were sleeping …not only me everyone says that movie is rocking and pura paisa vasool so my advice to u is stop watching the movies or stop the job ur doing …or for example start learning proper hindi ..all the best dude

  15. 15 On October 30th, 2008, sexy sophie said:

    LOL sam!

  16. 16 On October 30th, 2008, katrina said:

    Sam i agree that the film was paisa vasool, but the script cud have been better!

  17. 17 On October 30th, 2008, lol said:

    1st one was way better than this crap!!

  18. 18 On October 30th, 2008, Angel said:

    First movie was an OK movie, but this one was not even close to being good.
    Another movie to watch on a boring rainy day with computer, cable or satellite not working.

  19. 19 On October 30th, 2008, Shimran said:

    LOL Angel , that was funny.

  20. 20 On October 30th, 2008, viNIGAR said:

    a definate flop

    Wen u. Try to redo a movie again it turns out bad
    eg munna bhai
    Hera pheri

    Ur second picture is funny kareena tryna look pretti wen she’s so ugly. She’s tryna show her booty wen it’s all bone. Kareena quit bwood n find anotha occupation coz men turning towards katZ rather tHan u. her charm is no more

  21. 21 On October 31st, 2008, katrina said:

    LOL vinigar!

  22. 22 On October 31st, 2008, naina said:

    i though it was really funny and im going to watch fashion tommorow and i know for a fact that it will be a better film but golmaal returns wasnt all bad

    i dont know if its just me but i feel this site targets kareena kapoor a lot…………..

  23. 23 On October 31st, 2008, Shuma Kapoor said:

    Lol well said Katrina on ur 10th comment.
    N also lol 2 what Sam said. Dat movie was really a PAISA VASOOOOL… Yaar!

  24. 24 On November 1st, 2008, rahul said:

    golmaal returns is the best movies and they should make golmaal 3

Leave a Reply

 Subscribe in a reader