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ShahRukh Khan to start Petroleum business


SRK is planning to foray into Petroleum business, which is the highest demanded liquid in today’s world, considering how America fights for it.

Now SRK is not collaborating with Ambanis to launch his business, but he has struck petrol in his own house. Apparently the oil source is SRK’s wife Gauri Khan. SRK has realized that India’s oil resources are not fully utilized, and thus he has planned to make full use of his wife’s oily secretions. According to SRK, Gauri has miracle oil glands, that are constantly secreting oils, and utilizing these oils will take care of half of India’s petroleum woes.

Hats off to you SRK, for being so generous and kind to your fans, I am eagerly waiting for Gauri’s oil to fill up my scooty’s tank.

Psst: Guys this is just a spoof, please don’t get offended :)


  1. herve leger clothes

    May 30, 2013 at 5:10 am

    ShahRukh Khan to start Petroleum business –

  2. Russel

    March 26, 2010 at 4:25 am

    SRK’s wife Gouri Khan is one of the finest and styilish women in India i ever saw… And Shahrukh and his Wife One of the
    most beautiful Couple in the world..

  3. gopal

    November 3, 2009 at 3:43 am

    I do not like ‘stars’ including Shah Rukh because they are misers and blood-suckers. Give me one example where they have given back something to the community and the poor. Why should people from Hollywood come to India to help the poor.
    Sharing a fraction of what they earn will not make them poor.
    Shame on you !!!!

  4. joya

    October 4, 2009 at 1:13 am

    Gauri is a good personality, beauty is not all in the face,
    who makes shameless comments on Gauri?
    the answer is JUST THE IDIOTS!!

  5. Jay

    August 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    god y is evry1 such a drama queen…she’s got a bad tan no one can argue with that…and jst coz she’s sum actors wife doesn’t mean she shld b immune to any sort of comments…and it says its just a joke at the bottom of the caption jesus doesn’t take a lot to piss off indians does it

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