Kareena’s bikinis buzz a false rumor?
A close friend of Kareena said, “Kareena’s successful film Jab We Met gave a boost to her career. She has managed to get that girl next-door image. That role and film has not only given her several best actress awards but has also made her the highest paid actress in Bollywood. Apparently Kareena is apprehensive about her bikini scene which may kill her new found girl next door image.”
When Bebo was asked about her upcoming bikini scene in Tashan, she denied doing any bikini shoot and said there is no bikini scene in Tashan.
But Bebo, your skimpy dresses in Tashan are almost equal to a bikini.
Bikini or no bikini ki faraq paenda hai?
Himesh from Sangeet to Sangeeta
Himesh has completely transformed himself for his role in Karrz. He has lost all that excess flab and has regained his lost hair.
Himesh is married to Komal and has a 10-year-old son named Swayam.
So what exactly was Himesh doing with Pummy?
One Two Three Movie Review
While going out for One Two Three, keep in mind to open up your head, squeeze out your brain and stuff some hay into your empty head, because for the next three hours what you see is complete nonsense. The dialogues are good, the lifted witty one-liners were ok but the script lacked the punch.
Here is the story of the movie from One Two Three’s official site:
Enter the first Laxmi Narayan (Tusshar Kapoor). He’s from a khandani mafia family and his mother prays that with a few murders under his belt, he will be settled for life. After botching up badly in his early attempts, he’s got a final chance to redeem himself as a Bhai. He comes to Hotel Blue Diamond, Pondicherry because he’s taken supari to bump of Papa (Mukesh Tiwari).
Enter the second Laxmi Narayan (Suniel Shetty). He’s an MBA from Darjeeling and lives his professional life by following two simple rules – 1) the boss is always right. 2) If the boss is wrong, follow rule number 1. He is sent to Hotel Blue Diamond, Pondicherry to collect a new car for his boss from Laila (Sameera Reddy).
The third Laxmi Narayan (Paresh Rawal) is a hawker who has made so much money selling underwear on the footpath, that he has set up a lingerie factory for his son. His son sends him to Hotel Blue Diamond, Pondicherry to collect lingerie samples from upcoming designer Jiya (Esha Deol).
One… 2… Three…Laxmi Narayans in the same place at the same time.
One… 2… Three…Laxmi Narayans waiting for messages at the hotel reception desk.
One… 2… Three…Laxmi Narayans getting letters and photographs meant for the other.
First Laxmi Narayan gets lingerie designer Jiya’s photo and goes to kill her, only to end up as her hero. Second Laxmi Narayan gets Papa’s photo and goes to collect the car from him, only to be mistaken for a killer and gets beaten black and blue. Third Laxmi Narayan gets Laila’s photo and asks her to show him her underwear, only to be branded an old pervert.
Meanwhile Chandu and Chandni are determined to stop anybody from buying the car where they have hidden the diamonds. But Laila has to sell the car to save her showroom. And Jiya has to sell her designs to save herself from lecherous Mende’s clutches.
One…2.. Three – A case of not one mistaken identity but three!
One…2.. Three – A crazy bunch of people doing the wrong things for the right reason!
One…2.. Three – A laugh riot from beginning to end!!
Bad things about One Two Three are bad script, bad screenplay, below average cinematography, hamming actors who fail at comedy, dumb actresses and forgettable music from Raghav Sachar. The few good things about One Two Three are: Sanjay Mishra is outstanding in his performance, Manoj Pahwa is brilliant, good editing, usage of funny sound-effects and above all the movie is a great stress buster.
Coming to the performances of other actors, Sunil Shetty is good, Paresh Rawal repeats his monotonous Hera Pheri Act (I am sick of this), Upen Patel- no comments, Mukesh Tiwari and Vrajesh Hirjee are ok, Tusshar Kapoor needs to work on his dialogue delivery, Esha Deol looks dumb, Sameera Reddy’s act is a dud (like her Race’s performance), Tanishaa is bad and Neetu Chandra overacts.
Folks don’t expect anything great from the movie and you might actually end up enjoying it, otherwise it’s a strict no-no, ‘coz the three hours spent on a dingy seat in One Two Three’s torture room can be worse than hell.
My Rating: **/5
Akshay Kumar and Deepika Padukone in a new historic flick
Firoz has sighned Vinay Shukla as the director for his film and has approached Akshay Kumar and Deepika Padukone to play the main leads in his film.
Deepika Padukone is all set to play the role of Rani Laxmibai and Akshay will portray the role of Tatya Tope.
Tatya Tope, Nansahed Peshwa, events that happened during Rani Laxmibai’s time and their contributions makes the story of the movie.
Akshay Kumar is yet to confirm his presence and Deepika has already given the green signal to the movie.
Akshay and Deepika a lethal combo to watch out for.
Sherlyn’s butt goes under the knife again
Dr John Bernard from California who did the surgery said, “Sherlyn began exercising and working out too soon. We had recommended a rest period of three weeks. However, Sherlyn was in a hurry to start work on her new music video (Dard) and began her dance practice and rehearsals way too soon. The newly injected fat, which was sucked out of her thighs, didn’t get time to settle down into the Gluteus, which are the muscles of the butt region. As a result the shape and contours of Sherlyn’s derrière got distorted from what was originally planned and intended thus necessitating another surgery.”
Sherlyn was about to start the shooting of her new video titled Dard but had to postpone it because of her distorted butt.
When quizzed about the surgery the outrageous singer said.” I would be lying if I said no. My natural derrière was not big enough as per my standards, and I wanted to augment it to make it look plumper. The world can see it very soon in my second video titled Dard . I hope it’s a perfect gift for all my lovers in India and abroad.”
Sherlyn why so much butt dard for Dard video.
Shahid gets Jiah rid of her long mane
Jiah who is starring in Ghajini along with Aamir Khan was required to have long hair for her role, but being a very big fan of Shahid she couldn’t say no to him. Shahid took her to his hair stylist Dilshad Pastakia and got her a haircut. Shahid was very happy with the result.
Sacrificing your hair for Shahid, what next Jiah? Learn to say ‘ NO’ girl!
Topless image causes tension in Aishwariya’s sasural
Apparently the Bachchan khandaan is very upset about the incident, especially hubby Abhishek Bachchan. Abhishek did not want the controversy to blow out of proportion and clearly branded the image as morphed, denying his wife’s presence in it.
The ghost of past is very dangerous and Ash should realize that it will leave no stone unturned to haunt her.
Saif’s eternal ‘Kareena’ tattoo a temporary one
But then an experienced player like Saif Ali Khan is not dumb to get a permanent a tattoo. Apparently the tattoo is not permanent and needs to be dyed every six days so that it retains its color. And if not dyed at regular intervals the tattoo can simply vanish away.
Now Kareena needs to be alert, like Saif’s love could also be similar to his temporary tattoo, can vanish away anytime.
Amrita Rao finds love in Jal singer Farhan Saeed
Farhan Saeed is the lead vocalist of Pakistani band Jal (famous for their Woh Lamhe). Jal had roped in Amrita for their new music video for their new album Boond. Amrita was bowled over by Farhan’s mannerisms and attitude. The duo hit off very well and soon became good buddies. After awhile both Farhan and Amrita developed special feelings for each other. The started hanging out together and were regularly spotted at many restaurants together.
Farhan is unable to stay away from his ladylove, and is flying frequently to Mumbai from Pakistan just to be with Amrita.
Farhan must be singing to himself, ” Ab to aadat si hai mujhko..” for his new craze for Amrita.
Vivek becomes Kabab Mein Haddi between Saif-Kareena
Kareena and Vivek were last seen together in Omkara.
Now if Vivek plays a baddie or a goodie, is what we have to wait and watch.But i guess its not Vivek who is the haddi, but Kareena who looks similar to a haddi with her zero size figure.
Serial Kisser Emraan Hashmi turns a year older
Emraan Hashmi claim to fame movie was Murder, his first hit. Apart from Murder, his other movies like Zeher, Kalyug, Aksar and Gangster did relatively well at the box office. Emraan Hashmi’s every movie has rocking blockbuster musical soundtracks which has helped him acquire a large fan following.
Emraan Hashmi is now gearing up for his new movie Jannat, which is about betting and match fixing scandals in cricket.
Lets wish our Serial Kisser Emraan a very happy birthday and a very happy and successful life ahead, and wish him all the luck for his upcoming movie Jannat releasing on 2nd of May.
Race:Review
Last year Naqaab was touted as the “most shocking thriller” of the year by Abbas-Mustan but it failed miserably. But this time the duo has let their work speak for them instead of making tall claims and Race clearly stands out. Race is a total Saif and Akshay’s movie: they delivered superb performances.
The story of Race revolves around two stepbrothers Ranvir Singh (SAK) and Rajeev Singh (Akshay). The two brothers compete against each other since childhood, and as the rule goes for every game, Saif always ends up winning whereas Akshay is on the losing side. Shot extensively in South Africa, the movie is about betrayal, greed, intrigue and revenge.
Ranvir the eldest of the two brothers is a cunning businessman who is always hungry for success and owns a ranch named Stallions. He gives tough competition to his competitors and doesn’t forgive people who try to act smart with him. On the other hand Rajiv (Akshay) is a total spoilt-rich-brat who loves wine more than the family horses.
Ranvir falls head-over-heels in love with the fashion catwalk queen Sonia (Bipasha Basu). But then a thriller is incomplete without a love triangle. Ranvir’s beautiful and hot secretary is secretly in love with her, but Ranvir gives a damn to her. As expected (from the trailers) Akshay also falls in love with Bipasha, and promises to mend his ways if Bipasha accepts his marriage proposal. Saif Ali Khan like every Indian elder brother sacrifices his love for his younger bro. But then one of the brothers has evil intentions in mind, a murder is committed, and the evil brother gets to walk away with the insurance claim of whooping hundred million.
Now a murder mystery is incomplete without a detective, and we do have one in Race. Robert D’Costa aka RD (Anil Kapoor), who is always munching fruits along with his sexy dumb bimbette secretary Mini (Sameera Reddy) enters the scene of crime and try to solve the mystery of the murder. The thriller gets its dose of humor with this detective-secretary combo. Although the jokes are dumb the audience are left in splits.
The best things about Race are not one but many: Akshay’s negative performance, Pritam’s rocking music, Stunts by Allan Amin, great dialogues, good Cinematography and above all a meaningful ending.
Although the movie is glossy with many action stunts, the director reminds us of SRK’s Baazigar, when one of the brother pushes down the other from the terrace of high-rise building to his death similar to the way SRK pushes down Shilpa Shetty in Baazigar. The first half of Race, kept me glued to my seat, I could not predict easily what exactly will happen in the next scene. With lots of twists and turns, I was munching my popcorn at Rajdhani express speed wondering what is gonna happen next.
Performance wise Akshay Khanna is the best in his negative avatar, Saif Ali Khan (he should take tips on working out from his zero size girlfriend) delivers a power packed performance as an intense elder brother and shrewd businessman, rest all are mediocre. Amongst all the ladies in the movie Bipasha Basu stands out, Katrina Kaif looks strikingly beautiful but fails to strike the right acting chord, Sameera Reddy acts as the Indian version of dumb blonde and provides enough justice to her role. Anil Kapoor provides the comedy element to the movie, but his acts looks monotonous.
Overall the movie is great, can be watched once (once you know the mystery its no more fun), the ladies up the sex quotient and great powerhouse performances by Saif and Akshay. A total paisa vasool movie. Don’t forget to check out the car blast scene in the first half of the movie. I expect Race will recover its investment and break the 30 crore barrier in its first week collections itself. Go Race yourself to the theaters.
My Rating: * * */ 5
